Her: Does Kiwi have any toys in his crib? Ones that attach? U no what omega?
Me: He has something called a crib soother but he never uses it. Why? Also, omega?
Her: Omega dinner? I dunno. Toys for Kiwi's crib so he will play and U can sleep longer. (Kiwi has recently decided that 5 AM is a good time to start the day) What's a good website for learning toys?
Me: I'm not sure you'll find a toy that's both crib appropriate and educational. It probably wouldn't keep his attention for very long but thanks for thinking of me!
Her: Maybe I'll get a toy iPad and put a retractable cord on it for him. Yes?
Me: For real?
Her: Or a cellphone he can sleep with.
Her: Ok, gotta work now. I'll email you what I get for Christmas.
~~~I'm almost certain she was kidding.